Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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