Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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