Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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