Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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