Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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