who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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