Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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