I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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