I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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