I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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