I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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