Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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