stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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