HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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