It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
