I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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