yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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