That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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