Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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