im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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