Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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