your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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