if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
And then he peed in my hair
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