you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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