so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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