I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
bring money and cleavage
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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