He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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