This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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