I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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