jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
God, I missed his penis.
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