is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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