yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Girls should come with a carfax report
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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