Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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