The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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