ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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