That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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