No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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