what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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