i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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