dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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