He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
