bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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