This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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