do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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