so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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