i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
