road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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