I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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