It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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