I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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