if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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