ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Randomize