just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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