idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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