ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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