Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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