Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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