People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
