How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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