My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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